Ready for a stressful, annoying, and high-pressure week? Of course not, but your horoscope is served — and Aliza is here to help you understand the method to the madness.
Ready for a stressful, annoying, and high-pressure week? Of course not, but your horoscope is served — and Aliza is here to help you understand the method to the madness. We’re steeping into our theme of the week, PRESSURE IS POWER, to help YOU understand how to work WITH the tense energy. Let’s turn you into a diamond, baby!
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With Mars in Aries squaring Jupiter in Cancer, and Mercury in Taurus clashing with Pluto in Aquarius… right before Pluto begins going retrograde… this week demands that you examine your own patterns around control, power, and transformation. But maybe all of this tension can actually help push us forward? Maybe it’s exactly what we’ve been waiting for? Plus, Aliza serves up personalized horoscopes for all 12 signs, a journal prompt to help you navigate the squeeze, and a tarot pull to guide your next move.
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(00:00) Welcome to AstroloTea
(03:10) The Weekly Brew
(16:33) Journal Prompt & Tarot Pull
(20:49) Aries
(23:11) Taurus
(26:02) Gemini
(28:31) Cancer
(31:07) Leo
(33:17) Virgo
(36:00) Libra
(38:13) Scorpio
(40:44) Sagittarius
(43:35) Capricorn
(46:15) Aquarius
(48:54) Pisces
Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast.
Episode 9. This episode was recorded on April 17, 2026.
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