Uranus enters Gemini — a once-in-a-lifetime transit — and the tea is SCALDING, honey!
Uranus enters Gemini — a once-in-a-lifetime transit — and the tea is SCALDING, honey! Our Weekly Brew is absolutely WILD, as Aliza Kelly explains why Uranus (the planet of shock & awe) entering Gemini will change the world (on both a personal and collective level), kicking off a brand new cycle that hasn't happened in 84-years. Oh, and it's Taurus Season!
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Uranus in Gemini has a long and terrifying correlation with historical conflicts (WWII, The Civil War, The Revolutionary War)... but maybe that's just because the United States of America was born with Uranus in Gemini? Tea! We also reflect on the past 7 years, as the Uranus in Taurus chapter comes to a close, and talk about how it's TANC (There Are No Coincidences) that this is all happening at the beginning of Taurus Season. You WON'T want to miss this pour!
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(00:00) Welcome to AstroloTea
(04:13) The Weekly Brew
(24:17) Journal Prompt & Tarot Pull
(28:07) Aries
(31:03) Taurus
(35:17) Gemini
(39:13) Cancer
(42:27) Leo
(45:50) Virgo
(49:28) Libra
(52:29) Scorpio
(55:42) Sagittarius
(58:13) Capricorn
(01:00:54) Aquarius
(01:03:27) Pisces
Note: Timestamps may differ for the Spotify video version of the podcast.
Episode 5. This episode was recorded on March 25, 2026.
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